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name ish mea. i pretend to write freyj, but the cunt writes herself.
i hate her immensely.
i like hiking, camping, writing, and various other things.
i tend to try to make things, and fail often.
i cry at spaghetti.
i have a son i love more than anything, and he has a pet dumbo rat he thinks is his disobedient child. [ cause she chews curtains. otherwise, she's quite darling and gives kisses. ]
we also have a tarantula by the name of mishka.
....really, i'm kind of a bitch and not that interesting. but hi.
i write eight characters on and off. chances are one has pissed you off at one point or another. or your character. or both.
....sorry.