S**t Your Characters Say

[Xedanis]

Xed: You look like a rat pissed on your face and left you out to hang dry.
Me: ... That's... Gross Xed.
Xed: not done. When you were hanging, you managed to get a mouth full of mouldy lemon juice.
Me: ... Ew...
Xed: you made this god-awful whinge of a face and then the wind changed...
Me: you're putting way too much thought into this...
Xed: ... And now you're stuck that way.
Me: ...
Xed: ...
Me: Are you done?
Xed: Graveyard shifts suck and I fucking miss you.

[Jauk]

Damn, Xed comes hard when he has the feels.

[Xedanis]

Evidently!

[Juliana]

Jules: That's a bad idea.
me: Pretty reasonable to me.
Jules: You're a cunt you know that.
me: Say's you.
Jules: No say's you.
me: Shuddup and do it.
Jules: I'm full of nah right now.
me: Quit being stubborn.
Jules: I'd be less so if you were drinking.
me: *eyerolls*

[Erzsebet]

Me: What's that look for?
Erry: I should cover my house in tin foil
Me: Umm... Why?
Erry: Reasons, that's why
Me: What reason is that?
Erry: I don't have to tell you
Me: Yes you certainly do, I made you
Erry: No I don't
Me: *Shakes head*

[Xedanis]

Bruce: Let's go on an adventure.
Me: I don't feel like it.
Alfonse: So am I ever going to get a character sheet?
Me: Maybe, I dunno.
Corvun: Shouldn't the pirate and I investigate the artifact?
Me: Later.
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Xed: Go to bed, you miserable bastard.
Me: Nah.
Xed: You are a total idiot when you're tired.