S**t Your Characters Say

Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Rubi » April 13th, 2016, 6:32 pm

Rubi: This is hard..
Shakeer: Ha! S'what she said.
Rubi: Who.. what?
Me: Shak, that was grim, are you actually proud of that? And you're a blueberry so shut up.
Shak: I was proud of it.. then I remembered you made this blonde thing with no brain.
Rubi: We have a brain, and a pack, and more friends than you do!
Me: She got you there, and she gets new friends every day, you're still what? Waiting for your sire?
Shak: Hey! She'll wake up, just you see.
Me and Rubi: Oh honey please.
Me: Rubi go find your sire, before she gets stolen by this weird ass glitch. Lets leave queen mopey to her dark corner.
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Sterling » April 13th, 2016, 6:56 pm

Sterling: It wouldn't be difficult. Pin her down and shove the needle deep into her brain.
Me: It's not worth writing.
Sterling: You're holding me back from my prime directive.
Me: No, you're holding yourself back. You know what you need to do.
Sterling: Beside lobotomizing Rubi?
Me: Yes beside that.
Sterling: Go eat your pizza kid.
Kunna: Don't speak to her like that.
Me and Sterling: ....o.o
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Rubi » April 13th, 2016, 7:54 pm

Sterling wrote:Kunna: Don't speak to her like that.
Me and Sterling: ....o.o


Shak: Do you see that?! she lives. I. Fucking. Win. Suck on that you non-believers!
Me: *makes blah blah blah hand gesture* Uh huh, an echo doesn't make her awake.
Shak: If you take this from me I swear to Samedi I'll...
Me: You'll what? You live in my head love. You'll sit in the corner and face the wall.
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Caspian » April 24th, 2016, 8:11 pm

Me: What's that sound?
Caspian: *breaks through the wall* IT'S JOHNNY!
Me: Noooo-- *headdesk* *headdesk* *deaddesk*
Caspian: Be fucking glad I'm here!
Me: --oooooooooooo-- *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
Caspian: *screaming*
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Bronsone » April 25th, 2016, 12:12 pm

Bronsone: Bro I think I'm about to sleep with a woman.
Me: Please no.
Bronsone: Yeah... it's gonna happen.
Me: But..but.. I am not ready.
Bronsone: You best get ready. -smirk-
Me: *Sighs and googles "Do women like to have their nipples sucked?"*
Bronsone: Bro I am about to go in.
Me: *Googles "Straight erotic"
Gabriel: See! This is why I am so much easier.
Me and Bronsone: NO ONE ASKED YOU!
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby China » April 25th, 2016, 2:10 pm

Lachrymose: Elephants *Walks out of the room.*
Me: Right then...
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Rubi » May 1st, 2016, 11:13 pm

Shakeer: Can you make that dog shut up?
Me: You what?
Shak: Rubi, making that fucking howling.
Me: You leave her alone, she's doing her own thing.
Shak: She's being loud and annoying.
Me: She's upset. she left you alone when you got all mopey.
Shak: I didn't make such a noise though.
Me: No you just played 90's emo music at full pelt...
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Koj » May 7th, 2016, 11:20 am

Demon: *Howling*
Me: Alright WTF!?
Koj: He thinks he's dying.
Me: !!!!!????
Koj: Relax he's just being dramatic.
Demon: *Howling INTENSIFIES*
Demon: *Throws himself to the ground and whimpers pathetically*
Me: KOJI TANAKA WHAT DID YOU DO?
Koj: Omfg nothin'! The fat bastard ate a full bag of treats.
Me: That's not so bad.
Koj: It was from Pets At Home. Industrial bag.
Me: ............
Me: You two are too alike.
Koj: *Stares at the whimpering mess on the floor* I at least bathe more often.
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby xGABRiELx » May 8th, 2016, 9:08 am

Me at 10 pm last night: Well shit I am going to bed,
Gabe: Wait what why?
Me: Because I am tried
Gabe: I mean I guess that's fine.

Midnight

Gabe: Hey I see you're a wake, Maybe you should go write?
Me: No I can't I'm trying to sleep.
-one minute later-
Gabe: I was thinking we could do this thing with -
Me: God damn it Gabe go back to bed please
-two minutes later-
Gabe: Hey Hey when you get up you should post that thing!
Me: I will in the morning now please leave
-three minutes later-
Gabe: Oh and update my black book. It's been like three days!
Me: I swear to god I am going to punch you.
Gabe: I mean I guess you could....
Me: GOD DAMNIT GO AWAY

6am
Gabe: Hey Cory's alarm went off wake up.
Gabe: Hey no one is in chat oh well you're still gonna para post right
Gabe: Oh and I want a dress.
Me: UGH fine
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Koli » May 11th, 2016, 5:14 pm

Me: Ok, we're gonna go in here, have a nice normal day and not be stared at, called crazy or asked what we're on and why we aren't sharing.
Koli: *raises an eyebrow and pauses* ..... Have you met me?
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Riot » May 11th, 2016, 6:05 pm

Riot: Really? Out of all the stories to tell, you start with that one?
Me: I find that story interesting.
Riot: Because you're a sadist and enjoy making me relive the best and worst moments of my life all at once.
Me: Don't be so dramatic.
Riot: Just rub my biggest mistakes into my face. Salt, meet wound.
Me: *begins typing up Part II*
Riot: I fucking hate you.
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Melanctha » June 8th, 2016, 10:24 am

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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby One » June 21st, 2016, 4:15 pm

Me: I hate your CS.
One: Pretty pictures!
Me: Yes but there is no information!
One: PRETTY MOVING PICTURES! *Continues hissing.*
Me: Fuck it.
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Xedanis » June 21st, 2016, 10:22 pm

Me: Wake up.
*Silence*
Me: Wake up, it's almost time.
*Silence*
Me: DAMMIT XED STOP WANKING
Xed: I'M NOT WANKING YOU FU..... What d'you mean it's almost time?!
Me: I'm thinking... your big come back needs a theme song.
Xed: Come ba... the... no. No nono. I dont do theme songs.
Me: We could totally adapt this.
Xed: *Long, menacing stare.* NO.
Me: COME ON... TELL ME YOU CAN'T HEAR IT... "I'm Goin' Home, I'm goin' home..."
Xed: NO
Me: I'm Goin'... Xed is goin' home...
Xed: .... You're going to pay for this. Dearly.
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Niklahn » June 27th, 2016, 1:26 pm

S: You have to make friends.
N: I don't want friends.
S: Yea you do.
N: No, I really do not.
S: But-
N: No.

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S: What are you doing.
N: Making this as painful for you as it is for me.
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby FreyjaSun » June 27th, 2016, 4:01 pm

Current Google search history because of my character:

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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Sterling » November 8th, 2016, 1:04 am

Sterling: *Bounces around a little*
Me: What are you doing?
Sterling: LEONARD!
Me: Calm down...you're acting like an idiot.
Sterling: He's like bacon...and Rile likes him so he's like bacon dipped in chocolate.
Me: I swear..if you weren't straight... :|
Sterling:
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Xedanis » November 8th, 2016, 1:26 pm

Xed: You are such a fuckin' wimp.
Me: Oh, sod off you overgrown beard herder.
Xed: I'm serious, you've got a cold not paralys.... what the fuck is a beard herder?
Brucetoffer: I must say, that was a lame appellation even by my standards old boy.
Krais: Are you making him write? I want to be written.
Xed: Fuck off, emo boy. Go pray or something. The Beard Herder and his Fat Handler are talking.
Me: ....
Xed: *stares at*.
Me: ... Fat Handler?
Xed: NO YOU SHUT UP

... FML xD
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby Sterling » November 11th, 2016, 1:56 pm

Sterling at the HoB: Image

Me: What are you doing?
Sterling: Waiting for Rile.
Me: *facepalm*
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Re: S**t Your Characters Say

Postby GameOfThrones » November 13th, 2016, 7:15 pm

Me: *wants to check the necro*
Paul: Ah, yes, why don't you take me. It has been quite some time, it would be good to get back out to the world.
Me: ..... you're awake *blinks* o-okay, let's do it!
Me: *logs on*
Paul: *takes a deep embracing breath of awakening* Ahhh...
Me: Hm?
Paul:
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Me: ...

So much for that :lol:
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